Formerly 'doesthatmakemeahypocrite.tumblr.com'
Malaysia. Michigan. 16.

extrasad:

trick-day:

hello tumblr

have sex with me 
sidnugget:

My mom’s friend texted me today

saggiest:

sext: haha why’d you just send me a picture of ur finger?

23 minutes ago with 290 notes

I’m so happy right now I could cry omfg
I had a really old version of the tumblr app and recently it’s been a mess and I’d spend hours just to reblog like four things and I was just so mad about it but now I have the new version and not only is it working but its gorgeous omg it is seriously so pretty why didn’t I update sooner

24 minutes ago with 0 notes

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
hypocritesandliars:

Probably shouldn’t nail signs to trees either 
"Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film."
Letters From Nowhere (via mooncrumbs)

12 hours ago with 16,697 notes

theclearlydope:

Man of Selfie.

basedgosh:

youre a masturbator? masturLATER i have no time for sinners

14 hours ago with 5,266 notes